alecto - your little bluejay (pollytrance) wrote,
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No Workin', No Cry

I have insomnia because I am too afraid to go to sleep at night, and now I have to go in for work all tired and raggedy. I am even afraid to walk around my house during the day. I have this irrational fear that everyone around me will start dropping like flies.

With all that in mind, here is a joke to perpetuate my misery:

A young woman was approaching her thirties, and she and her mother were invited to the weddings of some of her co-workers, and some of the people she went to high school with. At the weddings, the mothers and fathers of the bride and groom, and just the general population would poke her in the ribs and exclaim, "You're next!"

They stopped that shit when she began to do the same to them at funerals.

Update: Lindsay The Movie Star is back!

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