alecto - your little bluejay (pollytrance) wrote,
alecto - your little bluejay
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Backflips, Flip-Flops, One Right After The Other

My roommate is ultra drunk. He came stumbling out of his room in boxers and droopy wool socks with his hair up in a bun. I started laughing hysterically and he told me he was "just trying to wear some shorts" and told me that if I just came to laugh at him that he would "pee ... on... your grave".

Then he ran into the door and kept saying "pee!" and trying to poke me in the bladder. Then he exclaimed, "Goddamn it, Katie, now I really do have to pee."

I then asked him if he was drunk, to which he replied. "Shut up. Only a little."

I love being online when I am drunk and Lars is online because I always find [horrible 80's cheese] treasures that I downloaded from him that I had no recollection of. In this case:

I'll get over you, I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cos I'm the king of wishful thinking


Go West - "The King Of Wishful Thinking"

Is it in my genes, was it predetermined that I would be such a sucker for really terrible 80's music? I finally got my sound recorder working and unfortunately it's going to take a lot of work to get my pitch into check again. I suppose that's the price I must pay for negligence.

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