Here are some of the photographs from the night of practice glam:
Fishface and the homesick abortion.
Never ever forgotten.
Rae is a pimp because she can smoke a Newport and a clove at the same time (did I mention that everyone except Bill has taken to smoking cloves now?!)
Uh, this is Sassy. He doesn't have a livejournal yet but we're forcing him to get one. He likes to get it in while his women do the dishes, the kinky mysogynist bastard.
Rae and I being "practice lesbians". Because Justin wants us to get drunk and make out. Justin does not have a livejournal either, but apparently he reads everyone's anyway.
*My name is Ian, I'm a dick. I suck my friends' dicks. I'm a drunken alcoholic.