alecto - your little bluejay (pollytrance) wrote,
alecto - your little bluejay
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New Jessica

I'm tempted to post this in Mad Ravings, but for now it will do just fine right here.

Yes!

My NEW JESSICA,
GROSS 3.46 is the time.
Come on baby,
I will LUCKILY make you mine.


You can't SWING my love.
We are like 17 COMPAKT DISKS in a AFRIKA
Oh yeah honey,
We are like 17 COMPAKT DISKS in a AFRIKA


CHORUS:

JESSICA you are my LUCKY ALEX WALKER for sure.
If I had GONORRHEA you'd be my cure.
The BIRD OF PARADISE of MARTINEZ can't hold a light.
The SHINY night, and everything is all right.


Please baby, don't SCREAM with my NEUTRON.
Don't WITH JUBILANCE CHARGE me today.
I love you too much.
Please, I Just want to see your MENTALLY RETARDED way.


I know our JUMBLED love will last for SECONDS
I will be there for SECONDS
Oh yeah, SQUAW!
SECONDS, SECONDS, and SECONDS


CHORUS:

JESSICA you are my LUCKY ALEX WALKER for sure.
If I had GONORRHEA you'd be my cure.
The BIRD OF PARADISE of MARTINEZ can't hold a light.
The SHINY night, and everything is all right.

The Fuali mad libs are to thank.

And I don't know why but this is really funny.

I LOVE JESSICA!

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