It's curly sometimes
You have to brush it
And it smells like a lucky dog
You mean a lucky dog's fart!!
We have to talk about our band.
--Sally Stirrups and Judy Mayfair of the Little Mini Hookers
Damn I miss my bathroom, and my old house. Stupid sentimental me. Everyone used to come over and write on my walls and leave dry-erase messages on my mirror. It was the best place ever. So much good stuff, so many memories, and all the photographs I took rotting away with age somewhere in a tin Yuban can that was sworn not to be lost when we moved. Maybe later today I'll go search the garage for it. That would be cool.
And I need to work on my vocabulary. It totally sucks.
Oh my god! Mr. Yuban! That's so funny. Chris Coffee was SO fine, only that wasn't his real name.. I used to know it... he's the blonde guy from the Chemical Brothers... what the hell was his name... ed... tom...? Damn. I forgot again. To me he will always be Mr. Yuban. I love that guy.