* I sleep too much
* I haven't been listening to Raputina or taking my meds
* I want to be like Mikey from Goonies and assimilate the phrases "yo" and "holy Mackenzie" into my vocabulary
* Rasputina are not human because they are way better and everyone should revere them and possibly make human sacrifice.
Another thing: people lie. I think I like it.
Case in point: Dan calls Joe. Dan says, "Joe, I'd really appreciate it if you would respect my un-girlfriend Jerrica." Joe says "Dan, go fuck yourself. I don't have to respect her because she sucks."
Now, this didn't really happen, but for a minute Joe tried to convince me that it did. He lied, but I knew he was lying. And I liked it.*
That's all for the hour. Check back later.
*Names of those involved except me have been changed in order to prevent some major harsh feelings and possibly physical fights.