discover who's your perfekt HP guy here
*insert joyful scream here*
Snape is a sexy motherfucker!!
He makes me all... crazy.
And I didn't even rig it!!
Jessica, I got my passport today, and it's expedited so it will be here in two weeks. No worries!
I want some Snape action right now, but alas, I must clean my rheum.
I wouldn't want anyone to think I was...
up... to something.