I'm thinking about giving up on the concept of hair, having hair, having coloured hair. All that stuff. If I was bald I could just draw on my shiny baldness and create a new art form. I wonder how stretchy my scalp is. I bet it's like elastic.
Space Ghost is on tonight. I'll be able to get an episode that I don't already have and that will be spectacular. Maybe after I am done with my damn hair I can go to a house with a web cam and capture it. I never get pictures of my hair until it's three weeks faded and looks like a pile of garbage.
I need chapstick.