I'm not responsible for leading you to the darkside.
Caption this. Be as dirty as you want. I know what that smirk means.
Oh! Yes! Just like that! I think that's what this one says.
The other day I accidentally dropped the curling iron on my face because I think I was trying to watch TV at the same time. It left a fucking scab. The birthmark is going to be with me for life. Funny that they ended up on the same side.
"I'm angry because I can't spell!"
I think this one's my favourite. I look like one of those creatures that Ursula turned the merpeople into when they couldn't keep their ends of the bargain. Plus I really love fucking with the colour in pictures.
For anyone who's near, or at least semi-near, holla at me. I am awake and ready to do something cool.
I'm bored. If no one calls, there will be more pictures. I may not use a cut tag next time.
Have you ever heard that phrase "it takes one to know one"? I need to use that more often. People have called me things like "bitch" and "whore" and I really need to remember to point out the fact that if one can recognise it in me, then it must be present in themselves.
I want the Holes soundtrack.
Speaking of Holes, I saw it again on Friday, with the Goon, who I had been torturing.
It was rather cruel, but kind of funny.
I'd say, "Guess what?"
"What?" he'd say.
"I saw Holes!" I'd say, in a sickening chipper, happy voice.
"Shut-up," he'd say, and scrunch his face up in disgust.
Chevy's on Wednesday with Nicole. Must come up with money. Must find job.
I know I'll never be able to get the money together on time. I want that car. It is my homosexual erotic xxx dream.
I like this song, because it's done in a mocking tone that I never noticed before.