"Can you describe your bag?" They asked.
"Navy blue... rectangular... with wheels."
OH YOU MEAN LIKE EVERY BAG THAT EVERYONE EVER TRAVELS WITH EVER?
Yes, that kind.
So I got creative last night and fixed it with some neon duct tape.
It is for when I travel. To exotic locales. With him:
We will probably go to Hawaii. It's close, and he clearly likes getting lei'd.
Our wedding song will be "Jump! (For My Love)".