What the hell is this? I mean, I know it's Cedric Diggory, but.. what? Why? Where can I get fun spinning hammer-and-sickles? I do not suspect this is from Blinkee, but if it is I will probably pee my pants.
To be honest, the commie overtones get my rocks off in a big way, even though that guy died in the graveyard like five years ago. Who dies in a graveyard? That should have been in "Ironic" by Alanis M.
It's like DYING in a GRAVEYARD! It's commie overtones, that you don't understand! Isn't it IRONIC? Don't you think??
Who dies in a graveyard? Who writes a story and goes-- there will be a death, and it will be in a graveyard! Instead of leaving the body in the graveyard though, I will take it far away from the graveyard instead, so all of the dying was in vain because I just made everyone work harder to get that motherfucker back to a graveyard.
I thought he was British.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
On the IMDB, the plot keywords of the Harry Potter series have one of those "spoilers! rollover to view keywords!" warnings. Let me spoil things, the key words are: teacher, magic, school, wizard, harry potter. I feel so spoiled.
I have news!